Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
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You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
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Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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