Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Randomize
