Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
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I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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