the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
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i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
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I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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