Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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