That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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