i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
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dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
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Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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