I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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