I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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