woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
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I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
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Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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