Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
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I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
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I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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