so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
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it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
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I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize