yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
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who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
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Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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