i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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