so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
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Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
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I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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