clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
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redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
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Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
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