Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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