Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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