you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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