The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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