They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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