Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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