therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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