It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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