butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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