i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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