ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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