i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
My dad just said "fuck circus"
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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