Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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