I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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