So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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