No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
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Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
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Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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