she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
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Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
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I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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