i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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