what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
you didnt know i had herpes?
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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