Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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