The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
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You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
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Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
i need some magic done to my vagina
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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