im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
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