So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
The ass gains better be worth it
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