why didn't you poke me back
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
two words: eviction party
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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