Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
no, he came in my armpit
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Randomize
