Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
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Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
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I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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