Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Randomize
