guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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