i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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