At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
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If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
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I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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