I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
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And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
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I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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