I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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