so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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