guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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