I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
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So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
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Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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