dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
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Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
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The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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