yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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