There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
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