i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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